SPV/Steamhammer [Release date 26.05.17]
If Rush play thinking man’s music, then Hannover/Stuttgart’s very own Nitrogods require only that you have one functioning brain cell which has been pickled for weeks and then slapped stupid with a baseball bat.
Looking a lot like those lovable hairy Geordie lads who gave up their motorbikes for TV cooking show stardom and sounding like Motörhead covering basically anything, the suitably-named Nitrogods romp through gloriously simple songs like “Rancid Rock”, “Roadkill BBQ”, “My Love Is A Wirebrush” and “Did Jesus Turn Water Into Beer”. This third album, Roadkill BBQ – the title track sounding exactly like what a Lemmy/Quo collaboration would have produced circa 1974 – is a ballad-free, riff frenzy which will make your speakers smell of beer belch.
As subtle as a pee stain on your jeans, Nitrogods must have quite a fan base in the German industrial heartland given that this album is released in three formats which variously include patches, stickers, embossed metal containers, a bonus 4-track CD of Motorhead covers and even a hip flask (lasered – naturally – with the band’s skull logo)…..more marketing budget than they’ve probably ever spent on collective personal hygiene, obviously targeting old-schoolers rather than downloaders. Good on ‘em.
This is a quick-fire fix of growly Kraut rock, Lemmy’s vocals after elocution lessons, the backing track to a video montage of pub toilets from hell. The only respite from the brain-bludgeoning is the average three minute track length – I’ve boiled eggs for longer.
To be fair, there is some decent riffage here, even if it gets a bit samey – a tip of the hat to Stand Up And Shout on opener “Rancid Rock” whilst “The Price Of Liberty” has a thunderous and grimey riff overlaid momentarily with some heavy slide.
This is for fans of Gotthard and any number of protagonists of that ilk of “not-so-new-wave-of-Euro-industrial-metal-rawk”. Looking like roadies who kidnapped the headline band, locked them in the dressing room and took to the stage themselves, Nitrogods is single-entendre, teutonic gruff-rock – nothing new, no surprises but they’ll appeal to liquored up bikers who want to shed a few ounces of dandruff. Probably worth getting for the hip flask alone and the Motorhead covers. ***
Review by Mark “Mad Dog” Shaw
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In this show, first broadcast on Get Ready to ROCK! Radio on 2 February 2020, David Randall plays a selection of tracks from some of the artists who impressed at this year’s Giants Of Rock event in Minehead (24-27 January).
Featured Albums w/c 17 February (Mon-Fri)
09:00-12:00 NEWMAN Ignition (AOR Heaven)
12:00-13:00 BLACK SWAN Shake The World (Frontiers)
14:00-16:00 CORMAC O CAOIMH Swim Crawl Walk Run (indie)
Power Plays w/c 17 February (Mon-Fri)
SHAKRA Turn The Light On (AFM Records)
THE NIGHT FLIGHT ORCHESTRA Transmissions (Nuclear Blast)
RYDERS CREED Lost Soul (Off Yer Rocka Recordings)
FRAMING HANLEY Puzzle Pieces (Thermal Entertainment LLC)
ROBERT HART Mysterious (Escape Music)
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